Saturday, August 28, 2010

It's the 2010 Vuelta a Espana Racejunkie Win Free Stuff Contest!

Yes, faithful reader(s), tho' I was (1) too broke-!@# (2) too lazy and (3) too irritated with the screeching Lance Armstrong apologists this year to repeat the 2009 Tour de France contest, I'm happy to announce that, for you truly hardcore cycling nuts, the 2010 Vuelta a Espana Racejunkie Win Free Stuff Contest is on, baby!

The Rules: winners will be picked weekly, with my eyes closed, from correct answers to arbitrary questions from the Holy ONCE/Eroski Cycling Cap o' Destiny; serious Euskaltel-Euskadi fanatics and anyone insulting Denis Menchov may get extra consideration; the boring legal crap is on the contest site; and I reserve the rights to anything and everything 'cause it's my damn contest so kindly quitcher whinin'. The bitchin' prizes: an extremely dashing custom-embroidered racejunkie cycling cap (be, most likely, the only one on your continent to own one!); a two-week insult moratorium on your chosen cyclist; and, I'll toss in some stylin' official racejunkie stickers to boot!

Enter here. Good luck to one and all--thanks for participating, and let the fabulous Vuelta begin!

1 comment:

Tom said...

Menchov smenchov.

Denis rode the Tour like a lil sissy girl, showing that he lacks the brains the guts and the team to beat Big Schleck.

And that from a man who planned his entire season around WINNING the Tour?

Booooooooooo Menchov!

and if i don't win it's clear evidence that this contest is rigged and run by mob goons.

i want my damn cap!