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Wednesday, November 24, 2021

It's Yer 10 Things I'm Thankful for This Thanksgiving (And a Few I'm Damn Well Not)!

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 Yes, it's almost Thanksgiving in America, that deeply troubling holiday whose contradictory ideas of gratitude and shameful atrocity we...
Friday, September 17, 2021

My Fantasy Patrick Lefevere-Quick Step Press Conference

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Patrick Lefevere: Good morning.  I've called you all here today to address totally unfounded rumors of bad morale, erratic management, a...
Monday, September 06, 2021

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2021 Vuelta a Espana Racejunkie Awards!

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Feeling a burning desire to sit out on a scorching barren mountainside all day waiting for 2 minutes of GC action to come by? Wondering what...
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Monday, August 30, 2021

It's Yer Vuelta a Espana Rest Day Dos Roundup!

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 Okay, we're more'n halfway through, Mikel Landa is still saving it for the last week so you can all just !@#$ off, and, rather pred...
Monday, August 23, 2021

It's Yer Vuelta a Espana Rest Day Uno Roundup!

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 All right, Vuelta fans, we love and still have total faith Mikel Landa...*rested* for a day and is now thinking hard about a stage win in w...
Thursday, August 12, 2021

It's the Vuelta It's the Vuelta It's the Vuelta! It's Yer Vuelta a Espana in Preview, Part Dos: The Contenders!

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 Holy crap, it's *one* day left til the glorious Vuelta, and before they all melt into the tarmac only to be rediscovered perfectly pres...
Tuesday, August 10, 2021

It's the Vuelta! It's the Vuelta! It's the Vuelta! Yer 2021 Vuelta a Espana in Preview: the Course!

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 Yap, Tour, yap, Sagan, yap, Olympics, yap: we all know what's *really* important--it's almost time for the fabulous 2021 Vuelta a E...
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Monday, July 19, 2021

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2021 Tour de France racejunkie Awards!

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 All right, cycling fans: the Champagne's been quaffed, the adorable moppets have been lofted in their dads' arms on the podium, and...
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Friday, June 25, 2021

It's Yer 2021 Tour de France in Preview, Part Deux: the Contenders!

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All right, though the outlook to this Tour may look foreordained, even this reliable circus can throw out (or throw up) a few surprises, and...
Thursday, June 24, 2021

It's Yer 2021 Tour de France in Preview, Part Un: the Course!

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Okay, let's face it: with just three mountaintop finishes, this year's TdF course--particularly compared to that of the superior Gir...
Sunday, May 30, 2021

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2021 Giro d'Italia racejunkie Awards!

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Yes, the Prosecco's been popped, the confetti's been showered, and Lefevere's discreetly slunk on home to make excuses for Quick...
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Tuesday, May 25, 2021

It's Yer Giro d'Italia Rest Day Due Roundup!

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 1. Welp, there's your final maglia rosa.  Barring Egan Bernal's back locking up or a major crash that is, both of which we dearly h...
Monday, May 17, 2021

It's Yer Giro d'Italia Rest Day Uno Roundup!

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 All right, the riders've been cleared, the confetti's gone off, and, after Stage 9's fireworks, the fight for the maglia rosa i...
Friday, May 07, 2021

It's Yer Giro de Italia in Preview, Part Tre: The Sprinters, the Stage Hunters, and a Dance Performance for the Ages!

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 Holy crap tifosi, we made it--it's just one day til the fabulous Giro d'Italia!  The teams are presented, the coffee-table shrine t...
Wednesday, May 05, 2021

It's Yer Giro d'Italia in Preview, Part Due: the GC Contenders!

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 Yes, dear reader(s), it's *still* happening, so with the updated start lists finally out, and everyone who no one gives a crap if they ...
Saturday, May 01, 2021

Holy Crap It's Really Happening: It's Yer 2021 Giro d'Italia in Preview, Part Uno: La Corsa Rosa!

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Yes, in a topsy-turvy but intermittently-hopeful cycling season in which Paris-Roubaix was postponed, La Course was !@#$ed (of course), and ...
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