Friday, April 09, 2021

It's Yer Handy UCI Guide to Proper Peloton Behavior!

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 Yes, usually you can rely on us here at racejunkie for such crack racing analysis as "!@#DAMMIT, GIRO, WHY DO YOU KEEP INCLUDING TIME ...
Saturday, March 13, 2021

My Fantasy Team Skineos Press Conference

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 Good morning.  We're here today in this isolated,  empty hotel conference  room to address these scurrilous  allegations against us/cou...
Friday, January 08, 2021

It's Yer 2021 Cycling Year in Preview!

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 Y'know, I was gonna do my traditional "Year in Review" post, too, but in the end, one month of "Tour Down Under" th...
Thursday, December 31, 2020

It's Yer 2021 New Year's Resolutions for the Peloton!

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 All right, whoever you are, nut up: you're guilty. And you *know* it, deep in your depraved, scrimy little heart.  But this is the seas...
Wednesday, December 30, 2020

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2020 racejunkie Awards!

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Normally, this highly anticipated annual awards show'd be full of Mosconian asshattery, Saganesque camera antics, and classic Valverdean...
Wednesday, December 23, 2020

It's Yer Merry Festivus Gift List for the Peloton!

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 Look, there's no sugar-coating it: 2020's been an absolute hellshow.  From the first case of COVID in the peloton, to the last-seco...
Wednesday, November 25, 2020

It's Yer racejunkie's Cycling Things I'm Grateful for This Thanksgiving (And a Few I'm Damn Well Not)!

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 Yes, it's nigh Thanksgiving in the US, that beloved celebration of family, food, and disastrous colonialism when we all gather together...
Monday, November 09, 2020

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2020 Vuelta a Espana racejunkie Awards!

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Still blissfully zoning out to beautiful Spanish landscapes, when you don't even live there? Waking up breathless from suspenseful dream...
Monday, October 26, 2020

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2020 Giro d'Italia racejunkie Awards!

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 Strangely saddened in late October for heck's sake by the sudden cessation of Giro d'Italia coverage? Still mourning the magnificen...
Monday, October 19, 2020

It's Yer Vuelta a Espana in Previe--Am I on Acid or Something?

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 Not only is the Race of Attrition through the Scorching Mountains of Dehydration Death rescheduled from late August to tomorrow, it also st...

It's Yer Giro d'Italia Rest Day Due/Seriously? It's Still the Spring Classics? Roundup!

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 Yes, the catastrophic cluster!@#$ that is 2020 continues, but now, with even more cycling, so there's that! So what happened in that ve...
Monday, October 12, 2020

It's Yer Giro d'Italia Rest Day Uno/Spring Classics/Isn't it Time for Hockey Already? Roundup!

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 Okay, it's been an action-packed first week 'n' more of the Giro and start to the Classics seasons, about to be run concurrentl...
Thursday, October 01, 2020

It's Yer 2020 Giro d'Italia in Previe--Wait, What the !#$% ?

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 Look, this time last year I'd have been desperately posting some boring transfer news or weird cyclist rap video to tide us over til so...
Tuesday, September 22, 2020

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2020 Tour de France racejunkie Awards!

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Still waking up in the middle of the night scaring the crap out of your partner yelling "Allez! Allez!"? Bereft at the thought of ...
Sunday, September 06, 2020

It's Yer Tour de France Rest Day Un Roundup!

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 All right, the noses have been swabbed, the bikes've been x-rayed (or at least waved at impressively with an iPad), and the IVs've ...