Thursday, December 31, 2020

It's Yer 2021 New Year's Resolutions for the Peloton!

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 All right, whoever you are, nut up: you're guilty. And you *know* it, deep in your depraved, scrimy little heart.  But this is the seas...
Wednesday, December 30, 2020

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2020 racejunkie Awards!

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Normally, this highly anticipated annual awards show'd be full of Mosconian asshattery, Saganesque camera antics, and classic Valverdean...
Wednesday, December 23, 2020

It's Yer Merry Festivus Gift List for the Peloton!

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 Look, there's no sugar-coating it: 2020's been an absolute hellshow.  From the first case of COVID in the peloton, to the last-seco...
Wednesday, November 25, 2020

It's Yer racejunkie's Cycling Things I'm Grateful for This Thanksgiving (And a Few I'm Damn Well Not)!

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 Yes, it's nigh Thanksgiving in the US, that beloved celebration of family, food, and disastrous colonialism when we all gather together...
Monday, November 09, 2020

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2020 Vuelta a Espana racejunkie Awards!

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Still blissfully zoning out to beautiful Spanish landscapes, when you don't even live there? Waking up breathless from suspenseful dream...
Monday, October 26, 2020

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2020 Giro d'Italia racejunkie Awards!

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 Strangely saddened in late October for heck's sake by the sudden cessation of Giro d'Italia coverage? Still mourning the magnificen...
Monday, October 19, 2020

It's Yer Vuelta a Espana in Previe--Am I on Acid or Something?

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 Not only is the Race of Attrition through the Scorching Mountains of Dehydration Death rescheduled from late August to tomorrow, it also st...

It's Yer Giro d'Italia Rest Day Due/Seriously? It's Still the Spring Classics? Roundup!

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 Yes, the catastrophic cluster!@#$ that is 2020 continues, but now, with even more cycling, so there's that! So what happened in that ve...
Monday, October 12, 2020

It's Yer Giro d'Italia Rest Day Uno/Spring Classics/Isn't it Time for Hockey Already? Roundup!

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 Okay, it's been an action-packed first week 'n' more of the Giro and start to the Classics seasons, about to be run concurrentl...
Thursday, October 01, 2020

It's Yer 2020 Giro d'Italia in Previe--Wait, What the !#$% ?

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 Look, this time last year I'd have been desperately posting some boring transfer news or weird cyclist rap video to tide us over til so...
Tuesday, September 22, 2020

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2020 Tour de France racejunkie Awards!

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Still waking up in the middle of the night scaring the crap out of your partner yelling "Allez! Allez!"? Bereft at the thought of ...
Sunday, September 06, 2020

It's Yer Tour de France Rest Day Un Roundup!

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 All right, the noses have been swabbed, the bikes've been x-rayed (or at least waved at impressively with an iPad), and the IVs've ...
Thursday, August 27, 2020

It's Yer What the !$%& Do You Mean It's the Tour de France in August?! Tour in Preview: The Course!

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 Look, this year is a freakin' train wreck, and we haven't even made it past the team presentations before Lotto-Whatever came up wi...
Tuesday, August 25, 2020

It's Yer What the !#$% Do You Mean It's the Tour de France In August?! Pre-Tour Roundup

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Tour de Where the !@#$ Is My Vuelta Dammit!: Look, this cycling year's been such a colossal !@#show that I couldn't even muster the ...
Monday, January 06, 2020

It's Yer 2020 Cycling Year in Preview (Yeah, You Read Right)!

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Yes, 2020 is finally here, so it's time for the riders to preen in their dashing new team kits, the mechanics to swap out their old spon...