Wednesday, August 21, 2019

It's Yer Vuelta a Espana in Preview, Part Tres: the Climbeurs, the Roleurs, and the Sprinteur(s)!

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Okay, we got the course.  We got the crazy-!@#, anything-goes GC.  So who's *not* going for GC but *is* going for some mountains glory, ...
Tuesday, August 20, 2019

It's Yer Vuelta a Espana in Preview, Part Dos: the GC Contenders!

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Frankly, I've had enough of teams and riders treating the fabulous Vuelta as the last choice on a filet-mignon-lobster-limp pile of yest...
Sunday, August 18, 2019

It's Yer Vuelta a Espana in Preview, Part Uno: The Course!

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Yeah, I *know*, the Tour didn't suck this year.  Champagne popped, alright? But *now*, it's time for the *always* smashing Vuelta a ...
Sunday, July 28, 2019

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious Tour de France Racejunkie Awards!

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Feeling glum this morning from your annual post-Tour de France hangover? Hoarse from proudly singing "La Marseillaise" for 3 strai...
Sunday, July 21, 2019

It's Yer Tour de France Rest Day Deux Roundup!

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We made it past the time trial (except, basically, Movistar).  We made it through the first rest day.  And now, we've made it through th...
Monday, July 15, 2019

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious Giro Rosa Racejunkie Awards!

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Still recovering from the drama of 10, count 'em 10, days of smashing women's pro cycling in Italy? Still dragging your !@# after a ...
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Thursday, July 04, 2019

It's Yer Tour de France in Preview, Part Trois: The Sprinteurs, The Climbeurs, and the Puncheurs!

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Ok, we got the course. We got the GC (massively wrong most likely, but we got 'em)!  So who can we count on for more intermittent, but ...
Wednesday, July 03, 2019

It's the Giro, It's the Giro, It's the Giro Rosa!: in Preview

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Feeling a strange mix of ennui and downright irritation over the Tour de France?  Already writing it off as a sordid doping !@#$show? Well l...
Monday, July 01, 2019

It's Yer Tour de France in Preview, Part Deux: The GC Contenders!

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All right, we got the course down--on to the general classification contenders!  Let's see...there's Chris Froo--naw...Tom Dumou--aw...
Saturday, June 29, 2019

It's Yer Tour de France in Preview, Part Un: The Course!

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Look, the Tour's an obscene, decadent, Caligula-esque circus.  But this year, for the notable though unfortunate absences of certain rid...
Monday, June 17, 2019

It's Yer Chris Froome Paranoid Conspiracy Theory Roundup!

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Look, we all know that Team Ineos in the Sky With Diamonds is capable of truly epic levels of bull!@#$tery, like "marginal gains,"...
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Sunday, June 02, 2019

It's Yer Incredibly Prestigious 2019 Giro d'Italia racejunkie Awards!

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Okay, so I've been a *little* bit discombobulated this Giro by Movistar sucking *again* with some guy from it who's not Mikel Landa ...
Wednesday, May 15, 2019

It's Yer What the Hell is Going on In the Giro (and Even the Amgen EPO Tour of California) Roundup!

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Look, in a week that's supposed to be a dull preview to the real action in the mountains in one race, and a hippie peace'n'lovef...
Friday, May 10, 2019

It's Yer Giro D'Italia in Preview, Part Tre: the Sprinteurs, the Climbeurs, and Puncheurs!

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Sure, the race actually starts in a few minutes, but that don't mean we're done with our preview yet: while you're holding your ...
Wednesday, May 08, 2019

It's Yer Giro d'Italia 2019 in Preview, Part Due: The GC Contenders!

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Okay, tifosi, we got the corsa rosa down--now who's gonna rule it?  Probably one of these guys! Mikel Landa: first, everyone can suck ...
Monday, May 06, 2019

It's Yer 2019 Giro d'Italia in Preview, Part Uno: The Course!

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All right, we already know that the race organizers tailor-made this course to seduce Tom Dumoulin into participating by cramming in three f...
Sunday, March 24, 2019

It's racejunkie's Race Safety Guidelines for Every Conceivable Variety of !&#$wit!

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Look everybody, we've barely made it through one Monument this season, and already we've got road-rashed collarbone-snapped riders p...