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Yes, it's Thanksgiving, that glorious American holiday where we reflect on how we stole this country from its rightful owners, confirm ...

Wearing every red shirt you own in mourning for a Grand Tour just past? Still missing the cries of "Aupa!" and frantically waving...

Holy crap, I can't believe I even let rest day uno get by me, and now it's rest day dos already! So what's going on, and what...

Yes, for the fifth Grand Tour in a row, last year's dope-popped defending champion, and everybody's favorite rider, Chris Froome, wi...

This ain't no stinkin' time-trial snoozefest or GC-busting endless echelon wind-tunnel fest--it's the fabulous Vuelta a Espana, ...

All right folks. If you're anything like me, you could barely stand to watch the Tour because of all the Froome !@#$. But because we...

Look, unless we're personally Chris Froome, or someone making a !@#$-ton of money off this farce, we've all been ambivalent about--o...

All right, people. We all know this sucks, the Tour's likely to be a three-week, uh, purely-enthusiasm-fueled farce with a preordained ...

First, stop making those infernal barfing noises. I mean it people! I'm not happy about that !@#$wit and his robot army participating ...

Look, with even our beloved Giro the source of couch peloton ambivalence due to the presence--I can barely bring myself to say victory--of t...

Good morning. I'm here today to tell you all to feck of--(Dave Brailsford leans in, whispers in ear)--I mean, to discuss my totally bel...

All right, half o' you didn't watch because of the start location, half o' you didn't watch because of that idiot, and the t...

Okay, one prologue, a couple boring sprints, an ugly transfer day, and two bumpy wake-up calls later, we're finally back and well-entren...

Look, let's face it--to my eternal enmity, and what should be the World Tour's eternal chagrin, ain't nobody sending their ...

Right, half of you aren't watching the Giro this year due to the Israel start, and half of you aren't watching because watching Chri...

Sowing the Seeds of Love/the Seeds of Love: Yep, it's quite clear the big squads are sending their A-game to the Gir--hah, that won'...

Hung over from a hard night of partying to welcome in 2018 (or drown out the memory of 2017)? Well snap out of it! That's right, fans (a...

All right, you miscreants. You know what you did. And now, in this season of self-reflection, redemption, and renewal, it's time to pon...

Yeah, let those hoity-toity celebs toast each other at their televised Oscar soirees with golden trophies hand-stitched couture gowns goody ...