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All the Sleaze and Glory of the Peloton

Monday, January 28, 2013

Uh, "Truth And Reconciliation" Means *I* Get Amnesty, Right?; and, Andy Schleck Throws a Snit

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Pat "Dick" McQuaid, Cowardly Tool: so, having successfully emasculated its own "Independent Commission" looking at UCI l...
Thursday, January 24, 2013

Hein Verbruggen Bull!@#$ Alert!; and, Floyd Victims, Claim Yer Dough!

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Now, That's Just Embarrassing: yes, in the latest CYA salvo, UCI ex-honcho/present PR nightmare Hein Verbruggen is defending its dirtba...
Monday, January 21, 2013

UCI Celebrates Lance's Silence: Truth and Reconciliation Can Suck It, Baby!

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Woo-Hoo, Let's All Go Out for a Pint Instead!: yes, in their strongest effort yet to clean up and keep clean the sport we love, the UCI ...
Friday, January 18, 2013

It's the Lance/Oprah Interview Racejunkie Awards!

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Yes folks, I usually don't throw a huge glitzy Oscar-esque awards show just for a one-off (well, two-off) event, but this slutfest debac...
Tuesday, January 15, 2013

It's He-eeeeeere--the Lance/Oprah Interview Transcript!

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Voice-Over: Cancer survivor. Icon. Inspiration to millions. Seven-time winner of the Tour de France. And now, shadowed by controversy. ...
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Friday, January 11, 2013

This Post Is Not About That Unbearable Wanker Lance Armstrong

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Yep, We're Slammin' Johan Instead: so the verdict is in (and out) on Team RadioSkank: Johan Bruyneel !@#$ed over the riders *and* th...
Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Holy Crap This Isn't a Joke: Lance is Yappin' on Oprah

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Which can only mean one thing, dear reader(s): he's going for the I-couldn't-help-it-everyone-else-was-doing-it-I-was-just-trying-to...
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Friday, January 04, 2013

UCI: Hypocritically Hosing Bitchin' New Teams Since 2013

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You suck, UCI!: as if there weren't already enough reasons to loathe narc-supremos UCI, woo-hoo! now, there's even more, as UCI give...
Monday, December 31, 2012

It's Your New Year's Resolutions for the Peloton!

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Yes, the beauty, misery, glory, and serious skankdom of 2012 is past, and a brand spankin' New Year is about to begin! So, in the spiri...
Friday, December 28, 2012

It's Yer 2013 Year in Preview (Yeah, You Read Right)!

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Sure, Lance went down, Tom Boonen came back up, and Brad "I Hate Publicity" Wiggins played guitar on stage with Oasis--by golly, i...
Sunday, December 23, 2012

It's the 2013 Racejunkie Awards!

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Oops, 2012, Whatever: It's been a smashing, exciting, surprising, and periodically squick-inducing year in our beloved cycling, dear rea...
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Thursday, December 20, 2012

It's a Very Merry Festivus Gift List for the Peloton!

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Y'know, between testifying against Lance Armstrong, slogging through army exercises at team camp, desperately cutting deals with prosecu...
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Sunday, December 16, 2012

It's Yer 2012 Year in Review!

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Yes, beloved reader(s), scarily, there's still a good two weeks left for the peloton to top even the disgusting ridiculous and downright...
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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Some Friendly Suggestions for Our Pals At UCI

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Well folks, there's been a lot of controversy in the cycling world the last few months, and sad to say, poor ol' UCI, faithful arbit...
Sunday, December 09, 2012

Cav Gets Clipped; Sagan Lifts Weights; And Euskaltel Is !@#$ed

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Fine, Just Pimp the Riders Whydontcha!: yep, thanks again UCI you complete points-obsessed team-destroying sport-scr!@ing bean-counting suck...
Monday, December 03, 2012

Greg LeMond for Prez! Cyclist T&A Update! Save the Giro Donne!

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Greeegggggg!: just as Johan Bruyneel feared, that big pack o' "douches" who don't want cycling to be an open encouraged ce...
Thursday, November 29, 2012

Johan Bruyneel Freaks Out

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Smart Thinkin' There, Johan!: yep, as even relentless fan-boy hero-worshipping love-rag Sports Illustrated gives up on a national idol ...
Sunday, November 25, 2012

Time for Team Camps, Baby!

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Yep, the brief off-season binge o' blissful relaxation, DS-enraging motor-sports indulging, and desperate squad-seeking is about over, f...
Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Racejunkie's Cycling Things I'm Thankful For This Year (And a Few I'm Not)

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Yes, dear reader(s), it's time for Americans to remember the poor starving Pilgrims and express our gratitude for all our blessings by g...
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Saturday, November 17, 2012

It's Yer Sissy-Boy Slap-Fight o' the Week!; and, Andy Schleck Puts on His Big-Boy Pants

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Like Carlos Barredo Whanging Rui Costa Over the Head With a Bike Wheel, Only Bloodier: yes, the blame game for Lance Armstrong's monster...
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