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Talk This Way: well, the obvious has been announced, and Team Astana, dope-slapped out of the Tour for all the wrong reasons and none of the...

Or Not: as reformed attempted doper Ivan Basso signs with Liquigas, which is sure to get a spot at the Giro at least this year, and Danilo D...

You Offer Him a Million Euros, If You're Liquigas: yes indeed, months before his suspension for attempted-but-surely-never-completed dop...

Ardennes of Thieves: yep, it's time for Fleche-Wallone, and with world champ Marta Bastianelli ready to steal victory in the women's...

To Russia, With Love: so I see that in his increasingly desperate bid to make up for his crushing loss of control over damn near every race ...

Lots and Lots and Lots of Drinks: yep, as you've all heard by now, it's off to the races for beloved--and now undoubted--Giro king D...

Georgia on My Mind: on the very day Michael Ball takes his perpetual tantrum, this time over Rock Racing's exclusion from the Tour of Ge...

Let's Make a Deal: so, Jan Ullrich has officially missed out on the fine all-wood dining set and custom shag carpeting behind Curtain Nu...

Young Einstijn: well, that was easily one of the most exciting breakaways this season as a rampaging Stijn Devolder takes Flanders after a l...

Ronde and Ronde: yep, it's time for the beautiful Ronde van Vlaanderen again, and it's my guess that the Italians and Spaniards are ...

River Deep, IV High: as Danilo DiLuca rides discreetly in Lombarda, the war o' the experts has heated up as the narcs set April 16th as ...

Round and Round: yep, time to throw some love to a discipline I ordinarily overlook, as it's been a smashing few days at the track World...

As teams like Cofidis get invited to the Tour de France this year after being forced to run like rats post-doping-poz last year, while teams...

Back in the Tour My !@#: yep, the very same day Astana wipes the tarmac with all comers in the Vuelta a Castilla y Leon time trial (includin...

Lullaby, and Good Night: so it's a disquietingly, well, quiet, last-ditch CAS appeal for Floyd Landis, in contrast to the constant relen...

My Cousin Vino: yep, as predicted, Johan Bruyneel's back in the hole again, as Astanadiscovery is officially kept out of the Tour on the...

It's Official: rumors be damned, the Lion King has really retired this time . And as a simple search on the internet for a suitable phot...

The King's New Queen: as the clock ticks down to Milano-Sanremo, and the Italian press breathlessly sets up a showdown between we love O...

!@#damn Commies Taxin' Everythin'! I Oughta Go Off the Grid and Live Off Shootin' Squirrels for Dinner!: yep, if you didn't ...

...Yep, Cycling Protests, as all those lame social revolutions of the past give way to the noblest purpose of civil disobedience--busting Da...